February 2012
Watchlickanicecreamcone:
111archer:
One of my favorite SNL performances of all time.
soft hair and a velvet tongue I wanna give ya what you give to me and every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me
whyyyyyy have i not seen this befooreeeeee
ahomelessboyslife:
internet piracy is nowhere near as fun as actual piracy i mean you don’t get a boat or a parrot or anything you just get mediafire
margaytroid:
in west of the internet
born and raised
tumblr.com is where i shipped most of my gays
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home from school early because the same storm system that killed 13 people in Missouri is heading towards where I live
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
pizzarolled:
for a second there I thought I was having sex but then I just realized I was listening to The White Stripes
The bands I like are always the opening acts that...
so during their set when everybody’s bored i’m just like
“There’s a message underlying everything you create. There has to be, or there’s...”
– Jack White (via songsabouttragedy)
“The sweetheart, the gentleman… These ideas seem to be in decline, and I hate it....”
– jack white (via canyousmellbacon)
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
also drool. everywhere.
“I was an assassin there for a few years in the nineties.”
– Jack White (via thewhiteststripeyouknow)
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baraboobies:
one thing we can agree on though
jack is the most precious thing ever
jaackwhite:
let’s not forget Jack’s scene queen days
and black-hair-is-mainstream
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."
jackwhitestummy:
Jack said in the vault chat that he has surprises...
jack-whites-guitar:
lickanicecreamcone:
interesting
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
derrencrisp:
‘i love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break’
‘is that even legal?’
‘its just dancing. sometimes i think its cooler than homework!’
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM.
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
alicjakatarzyna:
IT’S A PICTURE OF MY COCK ON...
lickanicecreamcone:
Against the sun- we’re the enemy: When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us where do we find…
aintnoyzpollution:
When problems overwhelm us and sadness smothers us where do we find the will and the courage to continue? Well the answer may come in the caring voice of a friend, a chance encounter with a book, or from a personal faith.
For Janet help...
walked into my room to find my cat staring intensely at the gif of the vinyl spinning on a record player
