May 2012
Well every giiiiiiiirlll with a tumbrlll bloooog...
lickanicecreamcone:
doom doom tsss
and you know why you love at all if you’re thinking of the holly poooooost
If you’re thinking of the hollyy pooostttt
caramel icing is amazing, okay
me: tries to draw
me: cries
Jack White
jackwhitesbiceps:
jackwhitesturntable:
Still a dilf.
Forever a dilf.
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
illinois:
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
snarg:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
churchofcheesus:
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK NO BIG DEAL
JackWhite: Theres a huge fan base on tumblr, Jack. You should check it out, or at least this picture hehe
tumblr, what's that?
Alexbaumann> JackWhite: its this cool thing
is that a glass that doens't break
for kids
?
JackWhite: Its usless like twitter
JackWhite: its not a toothpaste ;)
is that someone rolling down a mountain?
who makes up these fucking names for things on the inernet?
“X plus Y equals Z. W plus Y equals Z. X plus W does not equal Z. It’s fucking...”
– Jack White (via violet-the-inventor)
Lalo never gets it right…
(via musiccharactersstories)
Meg White: We never really cared about all the things that other people cared about, you know? Like, people recognizing me on the street never interested me. I've always been kind of suspicious of the world, anyway, so it's pretty easy for me to live in my own little world.
Jack White: Well, Meg, I disagree, because I know you love cotton candy.Yet you don't know how to make cotton candy yourself. So you do need the rest of the world.
threecheersforfivequeers:
does it ever randomly hit you that band members have lives
like they eat cereal and fall asleep at night and make out with their girlfriends and call their parents and use the computer and go shopping and visit family and watch tv and have relationship problems and use the bathroom
and they just exist
bike-nesmith:
little kids are adorable until they start screaming then they morph into like satanic demons or something
davidsreality:
Hi! I’ m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via liquorforblood)
“Anything you’ve ever heard anyone say about me is 100 percent accurate.”
– Jack White (via savingmusic)
live-at-leeds:
if youre not obsessed with a rock star what do you do with your life
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
andromedalogic:
OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
spicegirlsofficial:
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop